We can make it happen

Message to a bisexual female:

See? Romance isn't dead.

I need you

Hey everyone-

I've deactivated my online dating accounts for the time being. If you want to keep this blog going, you'll have to send me your best encounters. Screenshots work best, I can do all the editing for you, and I promise to edit out all specific identifiers as I always have. Just email it to: youwantmetoputitwhere@gmail.com.

Thanks!
Aurora

Moose knuckle

Two of his photos. I cropped his face out of them so as to highlight the goods:

That is by far the largest moose knuckle I've ever seen.

Woah. Pornography.

With a d

Initial email exchange:

and then I check my inbox:

 Here are some of the highlights:

He sent five more messages over the next two days.

Passion for Jesus

First (and only, I'm sure) interaction:

Maybe that good "ridence" will help me find someone.

Pike?

From his profile:

Those are certainly words.

There's no need to yell

From his profile:

A few strategically placed periods would make him sound a lot less gay.